Ill give you a definite maybe.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

But reality had other ideas.

some people will only "Love You" as much as they can use you. Their loyalty ends where the benefits stop.

When I was younger I was completely without money - when I was studying in Budapest, when I was a refugee.

How dare anyone, parent, schoolteacher, or merely literary critic, tell me not to act colored.

The Zen master can see precisely what it will take to cause your awareness to become free. But the Zen master can't do it for you.

My brother, are war and battle evil? Necessary, however, is the evil; necessary are the envy and the distrust and the back-biting among the virtues.

People are scared man, they're scared of the void.

Not disown my past or upbringing, but I'd admired American actors, really American movie star - particularly the rebel heroes of the '50s.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

There is no singing anymore, everything is yelling and shouting and rapping and that is real boring to a guy like me.