Ill just say whats in my heart: Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

I am in earnest - I will not equivocate - I will not excuse - I will not retreat a single inch and I will be beard.

I don't think children's inner feelings have changed. They still want a mother and father in the very same house they want places to play.

And don't kid yourself; when you don't decide, that's a decision.

If you eat enough books, you start pooping out words.

The actor in me always wants to link himself to a leader who's inspired.

Races, better than we, have leaned on her wavering promise, Having naught else but Hope.

There are criminal aliens in this country who have come into this country who are perpetrating violence and taking American lives.

I talk about things like how to lose without losing identity. All loss and grief feels like when you transition.

This is what daughters did. They left, and came home later with lives of their own.

Nobody who cooks does it with full hair and makeup in front of a TV camera.