Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

A man is more than his failings.

Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports is so much more than that.

I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

There's never been a finer man in American sports than John Wooden, or a finer coach.

I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.

Someone needs to fight, someone needs to sacrifice, someone needs to inspire, someone needs to be a hero.

Shocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.

That smile could move mountains. It could also break hearts.

By being friends with all, we are not alone.

The most demanding part of living a lifetime as an artist is the strict discipline of forcing oneself to work steadfastly along the nerve of one's own intimate sensitivity.

I absolutely loved my stint on Broadway in Hairspray.

I think there's every reason this 21st century will be much happier.

My individual, psychological descent coincided, ironically, with my ascent into the public eye.

Personally, I'm a real wimp with scary movies. I get so scared.

He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa.