Im just not really attracted to black chicks.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Social media is about connecting with people, not collecting people.

Instead of concentrating just on finding good answers to questions, it's more important to learn how to find good questions!

When I was younger, I wanted to marry early, like at 23. Year by year, I found things I wanted to do, and the thought of marriage disappeared. But I don't want to marry too late. Around 31?

If we are only willing to open our hearts and minds to the spirit of Christmas, we will recognize wonderful things happening around us.

Where words cease, there music begins.

You know, Im always surprised when I read profiles, and they make me sound so jaded. I am so not jaded.

I don't think I realized that the cost of fame is that it's open season on every moment of your life.

Social reform is the desperate decision to remove corns from a person suffering from cancer.

Learn from the rejection and turn it into an opportunity!

The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity.