Im known for impressions and family stories.

As comedians, we have the opportunity to convey a message that will have an effect. The best can make you laugh and cry, the way musicians and actors can.

I have not heard from President Barack. I've never gotten a phone call.

I had a twin, and he didn't make it.

In the clubs, it's all out and you can say whatever as the character. TV has standards.

I met Kanye. I'm starstruck, man, but I stayed away from that guy. I didn't want him to go on a rant, go off on me. He did it at his wedding.

In forgiving others, I free myself towards belonging and wholeness, be it with the person I am forgiving, or with myself.

Perhaps Samuel Johnson was a great man; he was certainly a drumbling one.

The existing world economic order constitutes a system of plundering and exploitation like no other in history.

All higher humor begins with ceasing to take oneself seriously.

There was that feminist myth that we can do everything. I don't think you can.

I'm standing up for the U.S. But it's hard when Russians don't have any respect for the current leadership.

It is confirmation to me that beyond the material world of cause and effect, there is a dimension of spirit waiting for our recognition. We see such a small piece of all the wonder surrounding us.

I always like the physical comedy because I actually do a lot of it in my own life, but not on purpose. I am the klutziest person on the planet. It's easy for me.

Greatness is not born from one success. Greatness is born from persevering through the countless failed attempts that preceded.

My children, the secret of religion lies not in theories but in practice.