Im not on Page Six, because I dont have anything salacious happening in my life unfortunately.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

The reward for attention is always healing.

Like love, breakfast is best when made at home.

Faith, like a jackal, feeds among the tombs, and even from these dead doubts she gathers her most vital hope.

I'm a huge karaoke person even though I have the worst singing voice. When you love doing something, who cares?

Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.

Drinking water is like washing out your insides. The water will cleanse the system, fill you up, decrease your caloric load and improve the function of all your tissues.

I think a bad husband is far worse than no husband.

I've always thought the law ought to put on spectacles, it has mighty poor eyesight once in a while.

He who's down one day can be up the next, unless he really wants to stay in bed, that is.

I've always wanted to make music like people write plays, so I was inspired by writers as much as musicians.