Im sick of the foodies who need every morsel that goes into their mouth to be a Picasso painting, a Giacometti sculpture, a Proust novel, evoking the world with each crumb.

I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.

Being witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me.

Basically, I was always very interested in comedy, but I was much more sort of academic. And then, after college, loaded with my art history degree, I decided to go work at Comedy Central as a temp.

Women have problem areas in a way that men don't. We have big hips and muffin tops. Men just have the thing where they create wars and wreak havoc all over the globe.

If I have one wish for my birthday, it is that 35 is the end of desperation and the beginning of acceptance. Part of that is believing that if I'm meant to give birth, I will.

It is not enough that we do our best

Cessation of struggle is like free falling through space without a care in the world.

Nobody knows diddly. They just think they do. And the people that think they know the most know the least.

My breakthrough came very late in life, really only starting when I was 50...I had the strength for new deeds and ideas.

I would loathe to work on modern films.

I wanted to compete at the highest level again - and that's the NBA.

I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

Don't let the negatives of life control you. Rise above them. Use them as your stepping stones to go higher than you ever dreamed possible

I'm starting to realize I can't practice a certain way during the week and expect to play another way on Sunday.

Ninety-five percent of the time when I run a contest I've purchased the giveaway prizes with advertising money.