Im sitting in a chair but in the future its a throne.

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection

Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and learn.

No matter how dirty your past is, your future is still spotless.

Live without pretending, love without depending, listen without defending, speak without offending.

Sometimes I wish I could go back in life, not to change things but just to feel things twice

Guess you lose some & win some, long as the outcome is income.

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination.

Crazy how you gotta wait until it's dark out to see who really with you.

Over time you realize that some people just aren't worth it anymore.

Never say that you regret something, because at one point in your life, you wanted it.

The better you get, the better you better get.

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

I have always thought that if we began for one moment to say what we thought, society would collapse.

Knowledge is the only thing I take with me when I go.

I think Himalayan climbers tend to mature fairly late. I think most of the successful Himalayan climbers have ranged from 28 to just over 40, really.

I've got to formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot, success is my only option, failure's not.

Always have a vivid imagination, for you never know when you might need it.

Originally, with all the shows, we went looking for belly laughs.

Macau is democratic and free enough.. it's prosperous enough. Why do people need to do this?.