Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

I'm always alone. Sad face emoticon.

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.

The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.

My primary responsibility is to be funny.

Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether.

Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.

Struggle strengthens the human bond and lightens the burden of the human condition.

I think Americans are very patriotic.

One can transform a place by reading in it.

Anything you want to do is possible; fear is not meant to prevent but to motivate your heart into the life you naturally think is improbable.

Paradise is too perfect for humanity.

I understand the demands for justice and fairness made by the L.G.B.T. community.

Think before you speak, your words could hurt someone's feeling more than you intended it to.

Laws should be interpreted in a liberal sense so that their intention may be preserved.

The issue of remittances where we have millions of Mexicans working in the United States sending back dollars. He said they send back 10 billion dollars a year.