Imagination might be scarier than reality ... but not by much.

Belief was immune to logic; it operated by its own laws.

It took years of wear and tear before idealism crumbled like so much bric-a-brac.

Are there rules about betting on baseball games? Yeah--you have to stay away from the Padres.

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

People are uncomfortable with sexuality that’s not for male consumption.

Without alcohol I'd be richer by two million dollars that went to pay lawyer's fees.

[Refugees] cannot be stopped, but they can and must be managed better, more humanely, protecting migrants' human rights whilst accepting states' rights to control their borders.

I shall really be very unhappy unless you give me the sort of courage that makes one forget he is afraid.

Now when I get auditions, I choose to believe that I am an amazing actor.

Despite what we may think, we are all talented in our own unique way.

Don't want to get tipsy and break a hip.

It was always tough, but today we are in the throes of something we have never seen in our history. It's clear in recent times the market is looking for a bottom.

I promise if you keep searching for everything beautiful in this world, you will eventually become it.