Imagination rules the earth

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

God is clever but not dishonest.

Try not to become a man of success but rather a man of value.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

Love lost is better than hate found. True criticism is better than false praise. Genuine enemies are better than counterfeit friends.

We must remember that we cannot change others, we can only change ourselves.

You can't have understanding without having empathy, and you can't have empathy without losing money.

As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

I bear the wounds of all the battles I avoided.

All things that are born must die. Work hard for your own freedom from sorrow.

I've never been around pets. I didn't have pets as a child.

We are never so defenseless against suffering as when we love, never so forlornly unhappy as when we have lost our love object or its love.

The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.