Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Good to know we're all twelve years old mentally. Keeps things in perspective.

Worst thing about being a perfectionist.. Everything you do might look amazing in someone else eyes but in your heart never truly satisfied.

I can't help you if you won't help yourself.

I say whatever I think and whatever is on my mind, and I just hope that it comes out good. I just try to have a lot of fun.

The Olympics are great for notoriety right off the bat, but your body of work is what people remember you for.

Every time I read Erin Belieu work I'm pierced in that wonderful way poetry can.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

The truth will always have a market.

To make your voice heard is difficult. Sometimes we have to burn ourselves in order to be heard. It is out of compassion that you do that. It is the act of love and not of despair.

A correct theory is the first step towards improvement, by showing what we need and what we might accomplish.