Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin!

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

I told you. You don't love someone because of their looks or their clothes or their car. You love them because they sing a song only your heart can understand.

Women are pleasured treasures.

It's true that it's within the realm of cultural politics that young people tend to work through political issues, which I think is good, although it's not going to solve the problems.

Make mistakes faster.

Stupidity is a talent for misconception.

My first jam was at Hotel Diplomat opening for Hollywood.

As a rule people don't think other people on drugs are funny. They think they are tragic. They have a point, but I still had the funny.

You just have to decide if you're a Tigger or an Eeyore.

Other people can talk about how to expand the destiny of mankind. I just want to talk about how to fix a motorcycle. I think that what I have to say has more lasting value.

I was a relationship retard. I kicked, shoved, and punched people out of my life, so they never had a chance to hurt me.