Imagine" he said, "never even thinking, 'We are alone,' simply because it has never occurred to you to think that there's any other way to be.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

As you make your bed you must lie in it.

Think that day lost whose (low) descending sun Views from thy hand no noble action done.

What puzzles most of us are the things which have been left in the movies rather than the things which have been taken out.

I am the laziest man in the world. I invented all those things to save myself from toil.

Well, I've never really been one to try to be politically correct. I just feel truth is truth, and sometimes I probably offend some people.

Regard everyone you meet as the Buddha and you will know 10,000 Buddhas.

I don't know which way to take Donald Trump. And only time will tell. Only time will tell.

What's funny about my group of friends is that none of us ever went to the same school. None of us lived in the same part of town.

There's a wealth that has nothing to do with dollars, that comes from the perspective and wisdom of paying attention to your life.

Fearlessness is not the absence of fear, fearlessness is the total presence of fear with the courage to face it.