Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

If a machine can convincingly imitate humanity—can persuade a human being of its kinship—then what makes it inhuman? What, after all, is human thought but a series of electrical impulses?

Great is the Lord. He is worthy of praise. He is my hope, my joy and my strength.

Research shows that when women are empowered as political leaders, countries often experience higher standards of living with positive developments in education, infrastructure, and health care.

Anger is an unnecessary emotion. Loads of stuff in life can trigger it, but what matters is how you react. I choose not to react.

We live in an age of global expectations. Our hopes have converged in many ways, none more so than in our democratic aspirations.

I've been elected numerous times in South Carolina. If I'm on the ballot, I'm going to win South Carolina.

Why wear white? It's like, forget about dropping something on it. I don't understand how anybody wears white.

The hardest [part] is some of the misperceptions that are leveled against me as a person and against Muslim women.

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

I am so thankful I had the strength and promises of a loving God to guide my choices and decisions, and to uphold me through the unbelievably dark days and times of overwhelming sorrow.