Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

When our dreams don’t come true, sometimes we can hand them down to our children and hope that they will come true for them. The joy can be immeasurable just the same.

On the shores of tranquility, meet me between now and again.

The easiest way to have a peek behind the curtain is to learn from those that are ahead of you.

Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.

So much pain. So many lives. Their darkness must end.

If you worry about who is going to get credit, you don't get much work done.

I find little in the works of Beethoven, Berlioz, Wagner and others when they are led by a conductor who functions like a windmill.

Health is not luck. We have an innate ability to maintain good health if we establish the optimal environment for healing.

You can only really judge yourself in comparison to other people. How bad you are, but you're not as bad as someone else. So it's degrees of losing.

I like to sit on things and digest them and then I'll figure out my next move, but I never said I was right for doing anything.