Imagine if you borrowed your parents' car without permission and ran it into a tree, how much better you'd feel if you were incorporated.

It's human nature to keep doing something as long as it's pleasurable and you can succeed at it, which is why the world population continues to double every 40 years.

Far more money has been lost by investors preparing for corrections, or trying to anticipate corrections, than has been lost in corrections themselves.

Although it's easy to forget sometimes, a share is not a lottery ticket... it's part-ownership of a business.

Never invest in any idea you can't illustrate with a crayon

When stocks are attractive, you buy them. Sure, they can go lower. I've bought stocks at $12 that went to $2, but then they later went to $30. You just don't know when you can find the bottom.

Everyone has the brain power to make money in stocks. Not everyone has the stomach.

You only need a few good stocks in your lifetime. I mean how many times do you need a stock to go up ten-fold to make a lot of money? Not a lot.

Know what you own, and know why you own it.

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy.

Never invest in a company without understanding its finances. The biggest losses in stocks come from companies with poor balance sheets.

Constant effort and frequent mistakes are the stepping stones to genius.

The society that embraced him continued to prosper by stressing the family unit and their close-knit community. Hers prospered by forcigng independence and self-sufficiency.

It's expectation that differentiates you from the dead.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

I met John Lennon and he was with his wife in Tokyo. I met him there.

There is no left and right in writing. There is only good and bad writing.

Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?

I guess my poems feel to me a bit like they are doing something in relation to experience, i.e. time.

Right now you are one choice away from a new beginning - one that leads you toward becoming the fullest human being you can be.

The living all assemble! What's the cue?-- Do what the clumsy partner wants to do!