Imagine spending four billion years stocking the oceans with seafood, filling the ground with fossil fuels, and drilling the bees in honey production - only to produce a race of bed-wetters!

Hope is essential to any political struggle for radical change when the overall social climate promotes disillusionment and despair.

For anyone worn down, The Impossible Will Take a Little While is a bracing double cappuccino.

Considering the absence of legal coercion, the surprising thing is that men have for so long, and, on the whole, so reliably, adhered to what we might call the breadwinner ethic.

Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia.

No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots.

The 'working poor,' as they are approvingly termed, are in fact the major philanthropists of our society.

There is a vast difference between positive thinking and existential courage.

No one should be incarcerated for debt or squeezed for money they have no chance of getting their hands on.

Poverty is not a character failing or a lack of motivation. Poverty is a shortage of money.

Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four-color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour.

MIND YOUR OWN SOCIAL MEDIA BUSINESS

The sun is new each day.

Force is all conquering, but it's victories are short lived.

I got scared away from the whole writing and producing thing, because of how really, truly difficult this was.

Mark Twain cannot be defined.

It is not possible to refer a complex difficulty to a single cause.

God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

Listen, my body is attracted to your body but when you speak it makes my brain angry.

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.