Imitation is the homage mediocrity pays to greatness.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I don't know which is worse: that I'm home and so much is different, or that I'm home and so much feels the same.

It gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat.

I have lived through many wars and have lost everything many times Yet, life is beautiful, and I have so much to learn and enjoy. I have no space nor time for pessimism and hate.

Being number two sucks.

I'm just playing ball. Trying not to think about it too much.

All of your body is in your mind, but not all of your mind is in your body.

Ask before offering advice or reassurance.

Those few members who desert the cause are abandoning an oasis to search for water in the desert.

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions.

This world will slam doors in your face at every opportunity. Be willing to employ a foot when necessary.