Imitation isn't the sincerest form of flattery - it's plagiarism.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people.

One of the great beauties of politics as an art form was its lack of restriction to merely standard forms of realism.

The parent of every great and lasting decision is a thought. Therefore, contemplate deeply and thoroughly and then execute.

Maybe you receive pain selfishly — thinking only of yourself. The cycle of pain wounds every participant.

Are we all just Dark Age doctors, swearing by our leeches? We crave a greater science. We want to be proven wrong.

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up.

Some people are so busy learning the tricks of the trade that they never learn the trade.

I like to embrace natural beauty. I try to get at least 8 hours of sleep, drinking a lot of water and exercising.

Peace for any prolonged period of time is impossible. Humans have a natural thirst for chaos and war is the most readily available form of chaos.

one day in the country is exactly like another.

Our culture is our strength be it music, dance, poetry or anything, and these are very precious.