Immanuel isn't a pun; he Kant be!

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

With a roof over his head he had ceased to work, living off his [war] pension and his wits, both hopelessly inadequate.

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.

Everything worth doing starts with being scared.

Love your neighbor, yet pull not down your hedge.

I do feel most at home playing live, but the feeling of getting into the studio to see the new songs take shape was really incredible.

Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news nothing presses; but when you have bad news, arouse me immediately, for then there is not an instant to be lost.

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.

I pull my eyelashes when I'm tired or thinking - it's a nervous thing.

All too often, we do smart things only after exhausting every conceivable dumb thing we could have done.