Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

We are in the era of dysfunctional relationships.

If you judge people you have no time to love them.

Behold a candle, how it gives its light. It weeps its life away drop by drop in order to give forth its flame of light.

Real friends offer both hard truths and soft landings and realize that it's sometimes more important to be nice than to be honest.

There's one way to do showbiz, if you want to do it perfectly, you have to be disciplined and you have to be ready to work really hard.

The Italians are the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.

Can there be anything more sad than a girl dying on the day of her first communion, in her new dress. A little bride of death.

Bring the best of your Authentic Self to every opportunity.

Dhoni Is My Hero. We talk a lot about Sachin Tendulkar, Virender Sehwag, But this boy has as much talent as anyone in the game

I know from my experience it is up to the working people to save themselves. The only way they can save themselves is by a strong working-class movement.