Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!

I have one head that wants to be good, And one that wants to be bad.And always, as soon as I get up, One of my heads is sad.

Luck's just another word for destiny... either you make your own or you're screwed.

When you reach my age, you realize you couldn't have done things very much better or much worse than you did them in the first place.

Let no man who is not a Mathematician read the elements of my work.

I never thought that I would have to play an Indian, well half French, but an Indian woman in my life.

I will make such a wonderful India that all Americans will stand in line to get a visa for India

Always praise 'em before you hit 'em.

Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!

If you take a tube TV to a donation center, they won't accept it.

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!