Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race.

Love them for who they are, and what they are they are; they are not you. Good stuff, isn't it? You have to live 73 years to get that.

The fear of God kills all other fears.

I'd like to do plays, maybe a one man show.

I strongly believe in Scouting. ... It's a source of great strength to us.

I didn't like the sound of people gasping at the mere mention of my name. It horrified me...

You can't be great at everything, but you are world-class at something. Go. Figure out what that is. It's how you win.

I would love to buy a piece of land in the Moon, just to feel very farsighted, extremely optimistic and absolutely crazy!

They are achieving nothing, they are suffering from casualties. Those casualties are increasing, not decreasing

Star quality is one of the most difficult things to describe. It emanates from the person, and he may not even understand it himself. It's a quality that separates the star from the rest of us.