Improv is mostly what I've studied.

I think weather affects my mood a lot more than I thought, and I like to be in bad moods sometimes.

My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't think that's true. I think sometimes you just can't paint.

If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'

I once heard an exec say, "If you don't ask for it, we can't give it to you." We can't go through our lives just being grateful for everything.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins.

I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised.

I am my own woman.

Kelly Clarkson is the most adorable person on the planet. She is just so nice.

It's dangerous to watch staggering butterflies. They have a plan but it has no meaning.

Never try a shot you haven't practised.

Writing is hard. I learned how to work hard from wrestling, not English courses.

And, of course, liberals see no problem with using the government to impose their cultural beliefs on others; they just won't admit that's what they're doing.

A decree of death has been passed on America. The judgment of God has been rendered, and she must be destroyed.

I really wanted to retire and rest and spend more time with my children, my grandchildren and of course with my wife.

Truffles must come to the table in their own stock and as you break open this jewel sprung from a poverty-stricken soil, imagine - if you have never visited it - the desolate kingdom where it rules.

A dog, however nice he is, and sweet-tempered, doesn't have much of a range of options. A human being does.