Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do.

Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.

New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

I put so much energy into with improv. You can only perform it at a place where people are, essentially, taking improv classes so that they just appreciate what's happening.

It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience.

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Historic unforgotten moments made by those who broke the rules..اللحظات التاريخية التي لا تنسى صنعت من قبل أولئك الذين كسروا القوانين

I don't think anyone is free - one creates one's own prison.

I call architecture frozen music.

When it comes to college education, American families are paying more and getting less.

I like my men like I like my roses . . . by the dozen.

The condition of truth is to allow suffering to speak, it means then that if you have a prophetic sensibility, you are committed to loving others and if you love others, you hate injustice.

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

Long-term success requires faith-faith that your efforts to plan and execute the process will lead to the desired outcome.