Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

The 'will to power and independence' has become so ubiquitous that it is now considered normal.

Something unspeakable left the room.

What a world it is, Cora thought, that makes a living prison into your only haven. Was she out of bondage or in its web: how to describe the status of a runaway?

Living without meaning is not Life, it is Death. It is like being in the graveyard except that you still have breath.-RVM

And what if---what are you if the people who are supposed to love you can leave you like you're nothing?

You expect success, you respect failure.

All affectation is the vain and ridiculous attempt of poverty to appear rich

Author Brene Brown - her books inspire me to "dare greatly".

Not conceding a goal at home is always important in a Cup tie. But despite that there is no doubt that this tie is still wide open.