In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

Symptoms then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs.

America needs education reform on all levels to expand quality schools, build on past successes, and lower college debt.

We recognize the reality of the marketplace. We're fighting to win, and that's what we're going to do. This is not the time to hide.

There is nothing Clever about not being Happy

It is important to arrange games and competition so that all Scouts of the troop take part.

Creativity is thinking big.

I'm here helping Doug Forrester become the next governor of New Jersey.

It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.

The worst thing a politician can be is dull. At least I'm interesting.

People are people, and grief that is limited to those within a specific political boundary denies the humanity of others.