In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a... well, yes I am.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

There is no greater insight into the future than recognizing...when we save our children, we save ourselves

Peace is simple, but it takes great courage to be simple and walk the path of peace.

You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun

Because of what Jesus Christ did for us through His cross and resurrection, we know that we have hope for the future.

He expected too much from people, that was the problem, Ethan thought. He expected too much from life.

What happens slowly carries in each part the possibility of returning to what came before. In an accident everything is simultaneous, sudden, irreversible. It means this: no going back.

Design is about point of view, and there should be some sort of woman or lifestyle or attitude in one's head as a designer.

I just bared my soul to you and all I get is an ‘okay’?

It’s no company at all, when people know nothing and say nothing,’ she muttered.

Only two miracles are worth seeing: The miracle of loving And The miracle of forgiving.