In America, we have a divided nation. We have a very divided nation.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I will follow my visions and dreams, no matter what...

The happiest man is he, who being above the troubles which money brings, has his hands the fullest of work.

That's what we do when we work in Silicon Valley tech startups: We think about who's going to benefit from this. That's almost the only thing we think about.

Once you have mastered the ten thousand states of mind, it's paranirvana, the absorption into the stillness forever.

Man, one may say, was never in such a completely animal condition; but he has, on the other hand, never escaped from it.

I'm still working, I've got two arms, two legs, two gorgeous kids, a lovely wife. Fifteen years ago, I was homeless. So when you think about it, I'm lucky.

We're not disinterested in politics. It's just that politicians are disinteresting.

I'd tell him, though. Soon. Soonish. Eventually.

The like factor is a great thing. Love cannot burn constantly. It's very hard for it to be so intense. But it's wonderful.

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.