In America, we have a media that lives in its own universe.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Forest rangers see the forest differently. Likewise, entrepreneurs see the world differently.

...You are my compass star." And he was hers.

The sky was a sparkling succession of black diamonds on black velvet made crystal clear by the blackout.

Aging gracefully - A concept that is rejected in 40s, but gracefully accepted in 50s...

There is a contagion in example which few men have sufficient force of mind to resist.

I can look back at things I've done and said and worn and be completely humiliated by them, but I can never say it wasn't me. I feel really honored to say that.

If you just develop your psychic ability and don't learn psychic self-defense, you become more sensitive, open, and vulnerable.

I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt.

When you are young your imagination is so clear.

I thought I would be a guy on the radio.