In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

It was more than the war that changed me - Corin

You're great. You don't need to be sorry for being who you're. You're a miracle. You're a wonder in this generation. Unchain your true self!

If I were thinking straight, I'd take you home right now.

Humanity’s greatest advances are not in its discoveries – but in how those discoveries are applied to reduce inequity.

I have found out one thing and that is, if you have an idea, and it is a good idea, if you only stick to it you will come out all right.

God, freedom, and immortality are untenable in the light of pure reason.

The best way to know people is to work with them.

If you want to keep getting what you're getting, keep doing what you're doing.

Most Americans are on a downward escalator. Median wage in the United States, adjusted for inflation, keeps on dropping.

One of the most important lessons she'd recently learned was that looking strong and confident was sometimes all the people required of you.