In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

I do not go to the reunions though because it make me feel old

To get to be somebody who gets to love what they do for a living, that's so rare, and so there must be some kind of price you have to pay.

We are all shot through with enough motives to make a massacre, any day of the week that we want to give them their head.

Beautiful music is the art of the prophets that can calm the agitations of the soul; it is one of the most magnificent and delightful presents God has given us.

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.

It was the biggest inflation and the most sustained inflation that the United States had ever had.

I always feel like I am on the dark side of the tracks. I feel I'm no good. I can't read.

Knowledge exists to be imparted.

The courts are an easy scapegoat because at a time when everything has to boiled down to easy slogans, we speak in subtleties.

There is no area of life that does not have a biblical worldview attached to it.