In Ankh-Morpork you can be whoever you want to be and sometimes people laugh and sometimes they clap, and mostly and beautifully, they don't really care.

And the people of Ankh-Morpork are so thirsty for novelty that the whole city is, you might say, hurrying the future along for the sheer joy of watching its progress.

After all, if you can't trust governments, whom can you trust?

Measurements is your saving grace if you want to raise steam.

Anger was a weapon to be honed and treasured and used only at the moment yielding most premium.

You think he left a big flashing arrow pointing to a filing cabinet labeled 'Evidence Here!'? He's a Stray, Ethan, not Wile E. Coyote!

Linc was so amazed at what he saw and heard, “This is sooo cool. I love this place. This looks way better than a day spotting weird people at Walmart.

Our evening-long tango of stares had my head spinning.

Soberly teach the enlightened souls the reality that they will be rejected by the massively ignorant, for the unpopular, absolute truths they style their lives with...in a confident know-show.

The very important thing you should have is patience.

All my life I have longed to have a loving relationship that would last a lifetime.

Swimming in my Daddy's big nuts

Everybody acts like they're in a movie in most movies. That's why they stink.

There's not one cast member of 90210 who didn't throw a tantrum to two themselves.

I do like to explore evil characters in my books.