In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.

As the saying goes, "Argue for your limitations and you get to keep them." Why would I want to keep my limitations?

Nothing: a landscape, a glass of wine, a little loveless love, and the vague sadness caused by our understanding nothing and having lost the little we're given.

First bathrooms, now cars. At least people are wearing their seat belts.

All my life the only thing I've been good at has been climbing and throwing myself off big things.

I always look to my mom for strength and courage when I need it.

Propaganda replaces moral philosophy.

We were always going to dump him when we found a decent drummer.

[Librarians] are subversive. You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them.

The number of arguments is unimportant unless some of them are correct.