In Congress the majority governs, but the minority rules.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Ask yourself these three questions, Tatiana Metanova, and you will know who you are. Ask: What do believe in? What do you hope for? What do you love?

Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.

If she is wrong educate her, don't belittle her.

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face.

To the union of all honest men.

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.

i found god in myself and i loved her i loved her fiercely

Pray for rain while digging a well.

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

I hated school. After 15, you went off to college if you were good enough. It didn't appeal to me so I left school. I did what everybody did - get a job.