In God's name cheerly on, courageous friends, To reap the harvest of perpetual peace By this one bloody trial of sharp war.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

There is no competition of sounds between a nightingale and a violin.

I'd rather be interesting, original, & unique then follow the pack. Revel in who you truly are & be liberated!

Any time gone by was better.

Taking the humour out of Dickens, it's not Dickens any more.

I told personal stories the way [Bill] Cosby would spin a yarn for ten minutes. I think in hindsight it works better as a long story than as a condensed monologue.

We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves.

Honored delegates, leaders of the world, I pretend for a living.

I think I had it in the back of my mind that I wanted to sound like a dry martini.

But I think the majority of cows, and even more so chickens and pigs, are leading pretty miserable lives.

If we knew exactly what animal life was like before the fall into sin and knew what nature was like before the law of entropy invaded it, we would already be living in heaven.