In Hollywood, Oscar is king.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.

When you love yourself, then you are at peace. Wants or needs cannot destroy it

The challenge is never based on the size of the obstacle that stands before me. Rather, it is dictated by the degree of faith that rests within me.

We encourage one another in mediocrity.

If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you

Tomorrow will give us something to think about

That's how I try to think of education - a school is a miniature society where children learn to function in a real world.

The aggressive, energised, political, or even politicised, culturally aware music hasn't really existed [recently].

But as for activism, my parents did what they could, given the constraints, but were never involved in the causes I think of when I think of activists.

I prefer to shock rather than to bore through repetition.