In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

To foment grievance and to set men at variance is the trade by which agitators thrive and journalists make money.

In a movie like this, the relationship between the two guys is crucial. It sinks or swims on how these two guys are together. I think we did a good job.

There is nothing harder, at moments, than talking to someone who has all the power of silence.

Read from some humbler poet, Whose songs gushed from his heart, As showers from the clouds of summer, Or tears from the eyelids start.

This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!

Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.

Be interested rather than interesting

Habit-forming products alleviate users' pain by relieving a pronounced itch.

I still pay full tax when I work in England and the same when I work in America.

I went to a school run by Catholic nuns. They were really strict.