In Hollywood gratitude is Public Enemy Number One.

Two of the cruelest, most primitive punishments our town deals out to those who have fallen from favor are the empty mailbox and the silent telephone.

I couldn't remember ever having seen a young man with such power, so many facets of expression, so much sheer invention as an actor.

You had to stand in line to hate him.

Lucille Ball hates the color of her hair, too, and says 'I should wear a sign on my chest saying I hate it, but Technicolor demands it.'

I wasn't allowed to speak while my husband was alive, and since he's gone no one has been able to shut me up.

I can wear a hat or take it off, but either way it's a conversation piece.

No matter what you say about the town, and anything you say probably is true, there's never been another like it.

Smart writers never understand why their satires on our town are never successful. What they refuse to accept is that you can't satirize a satire.

Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

Hollywood was always heartbreak town, though most of the world fancied it to be Shangri-La, King Solomon's mines, and Fort Knox rolled into one big ball of 24-karat gold.

Everyone that enters through Him is secured and the person shall find pastures for himself. Jesus really cares!

Just the perfect peace of nothingness. That's what I believed.

Is the werewolf community so afraid of one little half human?

The spaces between stars are where the work of the universe is done.

There is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

Love yourself first and everything falls into line.

When the ladies see an athlette walking around, they think, Well, he got the cocaine, so let's go get high with him.

no matter how hard and faithfully we may try we can never compensate another for some lack in his or her life.

In all the woes that curse our race there is a lady in the case.