In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

All stories are ultimately about the fall.

Tired mothers find that spanking takes less time than reasoning and penetrates sooner to the seat of the memory.

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name.

I was really attracted to doing 'Game of Thrones' because I thought the character of Meera was absolutely amazing.

I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.

The photographs don't arouse me. All I can think about is the hard work it took to make them.

I warn people, your 40s will require massive amounts of humor and humility.

It is so difficult in the world for people to find love, true love.

We're lucky to be in the middle of a TV renaissance. It's the healthiest storytelling medium in our culture.

Though completely armed with knowledge and endowed with power, we are blind and impotent in a world we have equipped and organized-a world of which we now fear the inextricable complexity.