In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.

Fate is a manifestation of natural causes. That's it. It's not a conscious entity. It has no plan.

What if we're all like that? Like ghosts ... in someone's mind ... gradually fading ... fading ... until finally ... one day ... we just disappear ... drift into nothingness. Wouldn't that be sad?

Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don't make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.

It's not the goods that matter. It's the theft itself. That's what counts.

Most complaints, you know, aren't won or lost on their own merits, but rather on larger issues--politics and the position of the planets.

I am a rune a carrot a little joke

It doesn't matter what kind of world we live in as long as we have each other.

Every Profound thinker is more afraid of being understood than of being misunderstood

For ignorance is the first requisite of the historian──ignorance, which simplifies and clarifies, which selects and omits, with a placid perfection that unattainable by the highest art.

The crowd makes the ballgame.

Good players win volleyball games for you, not tall players.

Danger is like wine, it goes to your head.

People are essentially red meat. They are.

I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood. I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat up people. I rob gas stations. I am a menace to society. Man do I have fun!

Shakespeare language is fantastic, and to be honest, you dont need to do anything to Shakespeare.

If someone is expressing everything I am feeling at the moment, it's probably Jon Stewart. I hear him and think, Yeah!

Modern civilization has no understanding of sacred matters. Everything is backwards.