In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material.

I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong.

I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.

I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.

I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works.

You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy.

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.

I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand.

I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for 30 Rock. Some people think were old friends from Second City days. I had always been a fan of Tinas. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom.

I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes its fun, sometimes its annoying.

(On the communist regime of Ceaușescu)"Romania, " said Eugene, "was twenty million people living inside the imagination of a madman.

She closed her hands around his and shut her eyes, imagining their bed cut free of this strange prison, floating through space or on the surface of the ocean, just the two of them alone.

I am made of God, through his Grace. Such that your misery touches me not, Nor does flame of that burning assail me.

Teenagers are free verse walking around on two legs.

Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer.

It's completely inappropriate. It's not journalism. It's opinion.

Most people are under exposed to global assets, including foreign stocks, bonds and currencies.

What you do for yourself, you're doing for others, and what you do for others, you're doing for yourself.

Asked about Donald Trump, [Pope] Francis said a person who thinks only about building walls and not building bridges is not Christian, a remark you might remember that Trump described as disgraceful.

A good leader must be fair.