In Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks...MACHINE-GUN BACON.

I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what you’ve got coming.

It took Jimmy Carter to give us Ronald Reagan.

Always be sexy. I salute that message.

Liberty is never safer than when politicans are terrified.

Climate change is the perfect pseudoscientific theory for a big government politician who wants more power. Why? Because it is a theory that can never be disproven.

Every candidate is going to come to you and say they are the most conservative person that ever lived.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

The essence of the conservative message should be we want a dynamic nation where anybody with nothing can achieve anything.

I've spent the past month in Washington D.C. and it is terrific to be back in America.

The last 15 years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last 15 years. It hasn't happened.

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce.

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.

Liberty is dangerous.

Even the longest con was never more than an assortment of moments that were in themselves very very short.

I know my body. What happened is that I got so caught up in the applause I forgot how I should dance. All my life I've been what others wanted - in dancing and in life. Now I'm doing it my way.

Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to know the answers.

To be physically fit is just a small aspect. You can be a beautiful physical specimen, but you're empty as far as what it takes to be a person, and that shows up real fast

The Christian church was born in song.

We were on our way to the twentieth floor, sharing the elevator with two suits that had men inside them.

If you think you are going to win, you'll lose. Moreover, if you think you are going to lose, you'll lose.