In The Land of the Pig, The Butcher Is King

I never fit in. I am a true alternative. And I love being the outcast. That's my role in life, to be an outcast.

I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.

Dreams they come and go, but thoughts like love will always grow.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

You've been cold to me so long, I'm crying icicles instead of tears.

As most people know, I am a vampire, so I have no reflection. Every day, I paste a picture of someone else on the mirror.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

You can lose yourself in pleasure, 'til your body's going numb, but will it ever be enough.

Some days it don't come easy Some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all And these are the days that never end

Are you entirely sure of that knot?' asked Morveer. 'There is no place in the plan for a lengthy drop'.'Twenty-eight strides', said Friendly.'What?''The drop'.A brief pause, 'That is not helpful'.

I am part of what she thinks is her illness, a symptom of which she thinks she has been cured. She, on the other hand, is what I was looking for.

None of us can choose the manner of our passing.

If 'Pygmalion' is not good enough for your friends with its own verbal music, their talent must be altogether extraordinary.

Nixon was a Southern Rim President, and so antipathetic to the old guard.

Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it. It really is public brainwashing and misinformation.

It is impossible to unsign a contract, so do all your thinking before you sign.

One sin, I know, another doth provoke. Murder's as near to lust as flame to smoke.