In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don't really look for that, and I don't expect to find it in any city.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.

What is the quality you most like in a man? The ability to return books.

I romanticized him until he was the perfect being. A soul so beautiful, but so immensely evil too.

The most effective way to be self disciplined, is to submit yourself to your words.

I love comedy, because I like making fun of things even though they are dramatic.

I don't subscribe to that school of thought that leadership can be altogether defined by gender.

And for whatever reason I've loved the news since I can remember. I loved it when I was in elementary school.

We don't have to convince people how screwed they are.

I have long since decided if you wait for the perfect time to write, you'll never write. There is no time that isn't flawed somehow.

I just keep my game plan the same and try to just go out there and be efficient and attack the strike zone.