In a discreet man's mouth, a public thing is private.

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

To be immortal and then die

if you want to be understood ...Listen.

Smile at a stranger. See what happens.

When you start writing the magic comes when the characters seem to take on a life of their own and write the words for themselves.

Quaint, outlandish heathen gods Black men fashion out of rods

It's cool to have instruments lying around because they give you different ideas.

Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!

Armani is a fashion house that I think is iconic and beautiful.

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

We truly have an ancient part of the brain that was about survival when we were prey but we seem to have gone past prey. We eat everything and nothing eats us.