In a good play, everyone is in the right.

It's incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.

If you hate something thoroughly without knowing why, you can be sure there is something of it in your own nature.

One lie does not cost you one truth, but the truth.

What you can become you are already.

Whoever wants to be a judge of human nature should study people's excuses.

Most people are good only so long as they believe others to be so.

If language had been the creation not of poetry but of logic, we should only have one.

With someone who holds nothing but trumps, it is impossible to play cards.

That Man, who flees from truth, should have invented the mirror is the greatest of historical miracles.

There are persons who always find a hair in their plate of soup for the simple reason that, when they sit down before it, they shake their heads until one falls in.

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.

Jesus as a concrete historical personality remains a stranger to our time, but His spirit, which lies hidden in His words, is known in simplicity, and its influence is direct.

Ill fortune seldom comes alone.

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

Tell her we don’t bite.” “I don’t lie to my friends.

I'm one of the more positive cats, but when people go off about everybody wanting to be a DJ, I don't doubt them either. I understand their point as well.

The final test of greatness in a CEO is how well he chooses a successor and whether he can step aside and let the successor run the company.

So when you look at the eschaton what you see, strangely enough, is your own face.

Figure out what you really love doing and use your strengths on a daily basis.