In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Daily prayer, daily grace.

The virus-to-cancer connection is where medicinal mushrooms offer unique opportunities for medical research.

The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.

Civilization is hideously fragile... there's not much between us and the Horrors underneath, just about a coat of varnish.

President Obama has deported millions and millions of people just the way it is.

Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.

I read and I read; and I was like a medieval king, I had fallen in love with the picture long before I saw the reality.

Progressivism was a sister movement of fascism, and today's liberalism is the daughter of Progressivism.

In the society that has replaced the paternalistic society, women are able to develop their independent and social energies much more. That is good.

Senator [Sam] Brownback talked about those with disabilities that are destroyed in the womb because of a genetic test that is sometimes wrong. I would put forward that we all have disabilities.