In a perverse way, it's very patriarchal to think that women can't be malicious or violent.

I'm more muscular than I was in my younger days. My biceps and shoulders, especially.

The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable.

My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions.

Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates every cell in my body.

Anti-racist propaganda is relentless and inescapable, as if the propagandists fear that if they shut up about it for a second, they'd instantly become racists themselves.

Many of the racial problems in America are caused by the fact that people are innately tribal, and politicians know how to exploit that biological fact.

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.

It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.

The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.

I prefer for a woman's most private of areas to have as much hair as Carlos Santana's entire band, head to toe, circa 1972.

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.

You can't make a difference unless you are different.

It is strange how the memory of a man may float to posterity on what he would have himself regarded as the most trifling of his works.

I hate horror movies, with a passion.

I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

Having my priorities in order has really helped me look better, fresher, and more relaxed.

Never neglect what you can do for yourself in the form of another.

I really love Las Vegas. Its, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place to be as a DJ.

What, did you not know, then, that to-day Lucullus dines with Lucullus?

I got into physics through pop science and quantum science and ended up being such a quantum groupie.